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» Political Correctness Gone Mad
I used to work...
In the HR dept of a London Hospital. It was during the time the Iraq war (latest one) was kicking off. Just before lunch I said I was 'Just shooting down to Sainsburys if anyone wanted anything'. I was told that I shouldn't be using words like that in our current climate!!!
So I said ok, 'I'm going to bomb around to tesco's instead!'
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 23:56, More)
I used to work...
In the HR dept of a London Hospital. It was during the time the Iraq war (latest one) was kicking off. Just before lunch I said I was 'Just shooting down to Sainsburys if anyone wanted anything'. I was told that I shouldn't be using words like that in our current climate!!!
So I said ok, 'I'm going to bomb around to tesco's instead!'
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 23:56, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
Cursed Foxes mint
There was a kid in our school who was a bit of a cock. Lets call him Javi Rumnoodoo.
Actually he wasn't that bad probably us just being cunts. But we decided one day to curse a fox's mint and give it to him. The cursing consisted of sitting round the mint and chanting rubbish. He ate it, and we all chuckled. The next day he didn't come in to school, or the rest of the week I seem to remember. When he did come back it turned out the day after he ate the mint his dad and his brother both died in a car crash.
Despite knowing full well our rubbish mint had nothing to do with it, and not believe in all that rumnoodoo anyway I still feel a little bad for doing it :(
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:25, More)
Cursed Foxes mint
There was a kid in our school who was a bit of a cock. Lets call him Javi Rumnoodoo.
Actually he wasn't that bad probably us just being cunts. But we decided one day to curse a fox's mint and give it to him. The cursing consisted of sitting round the mint and chanting rubbish. He ate it, and we all chuckled. The next day he didn't come in to school, or the rest of the week I seem to remember. When he did come back it turned out the day after he ate the mint his dad and his brother both died in a car crash.
Despite knowing full well our rubbish mint had nothing to do with it, and not believe in all that rumnoodoo anyway I still feel a little bad for doing it :(
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:25, More)
» School fights
Funniest fight I remember at my school...
was between a friend of mine and a Chinese guy in our class. (strangely I now see the Chinese guy more than the other) Anyway I'm not sure what sparked it off but the old school pre-fight pushing started out. After a short while of this and both combatants standing almost toe to toe, the Chinese kid pulled a really strange face and did what only can be described as a 'HAA-DOO-KEN' (From street fighter)
Obviously nothing came out and he just stayed there pulling a really odd face. Needless to say my friend ended up on the floor. (Through the medium of laughter rather than violence)
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 15:08, More)
Funniest fight I remember at my school...
was between a friend of mine and a Chinese guy in our class. (strangely I now see the Chinese guy more than the other) Anyway I'm not sure what sparked it off but the old school pre-fight pushing started out. After a short while of this and both combatants standing almost toe to toe, the Chinese kid pulled a really strange face and did what only can be described as a 'HAA-DOO-KEN' (From street fighter)
Obviously nothing came out and he just stayed there pulling a really odd face. Needless to say my friend ended up on the floor. (Through the medium of laughter rather than violence)
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 15:08, More)
» Crap meals out
My bro went out for an indian a while ago......
Finished his meal (Having chomped down a load of runner beans in one only to find out they're chillis!) and had a quick shoofty at the bill reveals they have over charged them. My brothers ingenious parity check was used to quickly add up the bill. He scans down adding up the pennies column and if it's correct he assumes the rest of the bill is too. He called the waiter over and asked him to check the bill. They brought it back, with a pound knocked off.
Amused me anyway
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 15:23, More)
My bro went out for an indian a while ago......
Finished his meal (Having chomped down a load of runner beans in one only to find out they're chillis!) and had a quick shoofty at the bill reveals they have over charged them. My brothers ingenious parity check was used to quickly add up the bill. He scans down adding up the pennies column and if it's correct he assumes the rest of the bill is too. He called the waiter over and asked him to check the bill. They brought it back, with a pound knocked off.
Amused me anyway
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 15:23, More)
» Rubbish Towns
Bexleyheath
I believe this sums it up really!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tV37itjR0
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 14:45, More)
Bexleyheath
I believe this sums it up really!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=68tV37itjR0
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 14:45, More)