b3ta.com user El Burro
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At present I exist.

I dont really know enough about anything to be a useful member of B3TA though, its just corrupted my life.

To be updated when im feeling more useful

I made this, in honour of txtspk:


And
I'm Swiss, yodelodelodelay-hee-foo'

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» I just don't get it

Why did we evolve to have a natural 25 hour rhythm when days are only 24 hours long...?
And why do hours have 60 minutes in and 60 seconds in a minute... Absolutely non-sensical.
And I don't get animal rights protesters who wear fur boots (I've seen them), and anarchists who wear nike trainers. And the liberal democrats. Why do they bother? They're not going to win anything, ever, and if they did, they would have made a million promises that are impossible to keep...
Among other things. (Apologies for length/girth etc. if you happened to have been offended by it)
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 15:28, More)

» Claims to Fame

Oh, and another tenuous fame connection
My girlfriends dad was in "some mothers do have 'em". He was meant to walk along a railway platform in the background but he tripped and fell over a briefcase, and made it into the aired episode! (Anyone have a clip of this? He was wearing a bowler hat...)

I think he was also in doctor who at some point...

edit: I once met billy connoly in an airport (heathrow I think), one of my mates approached him and asked for a signature, to which he was promnptly told to "fuck off", but got his signature in the end.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 15:19, More)

» Claims to Fame

One of my friends from school
His godfather is Bono (as in U2), and has drum lessons from their drummer as their family and U2 are such good friends.

And I invented Russia*

*may not be true
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 12:14, More)