» Now, there was no need for that...

There is no need for.....
The current crop of students to bitch and moan about the fact they have exams to do. We have all done them and most of us did them when you didnt get an A* for spelling your name. I mean what the fuck is the added * for, loada bollocks thats what.

"I had 3 hours sleep then had to start some coursework to be in by lunchtime" Then you are a dick, may I suggest planning your school work around your social life.

Shut the fuck up and revise, they are over in a fornight and then you get 3 months off - Wait until you have to work for a living, now that is something there really is no need for.

Ode to be a student again.
(Wed 22nd Jun 2005, 12:21, More)

» Lost...

Foreskin
It wasnt so much lost as stolen - Fucking cheeky doctor. I was also told by my parents that I was going to the zoo that day. Ow fucking really - Zoo/Hospital - only Rolf Harris has an excuse for making that mistake.

And from that moment forward I deliberatly pissed on the floor - ha ha - "My aim has gone mum"
(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 13:45, More)

» I just don't get it

So Frickin many thing I dont get
Hollyoaks and American hybrids - When did anyone think "hmmm I want to hear more about self absorbed vacuous teenagers"

Princess Diana - am I the only one who thought she was a coniving bitch?

Micheal Howard - He is a racist and bigot, who votes for people like him?

Spending £60k+ on a car - how small does your cock have to be?

Wine - Waste of time - and tastes of nothing or vinegar

What is now known as R&B - it is neither Rhythm or Blues - or does it stand for Rubbish & Bland?

The matrix films - utter shite

Adults who read Harry Potter - Read a decent book A-Hole

Real life/fly on the wall TV - When did real life become so interesting - I know it is cheaper than drama but it is also shitter.

People who think buying a national football shirt makes you a patriot - no it makes you a t0sser.

Pop Idol - who watches this sh1t?

Celebrity - Why do people care if Charlotte Church is drunk or Robbie Williams is gay?

Fox Hunting - How can all those people not see that killing animals for fun is sick? Ditto the Fur trade.

Celine Dion

Anti Europeans - Isnt less than 1% of our public expenditure a small price to pay for making sure we dont go to war with each other. and pay for roads and hospitals in our holiday destinations.

The fact I have to pay 30% of my "wages" to the govt and Shell (and others) make a profit of £10bn and pay fvck all.

Beards
(Fri 1st Apr 2005, 15:41, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Love it
Nirvana's bleach album reminds me of Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles. Because I got the game and album on the same day and played them over and over.

Perhaps this is why he shot himself.

Angels by Robbie Williams reminds me how dense the poor are.
(Thu 24th Mar 2005, 11:42, More)

» Weird Traditions

Hurrah
After having nowt to say in the last few QOTW I am sure you have missed/not noticed.

1. Honking horn when driving through tunnel
2. B4 my parents split every God Friday was spent in Bournemouth, why?? no frickin idea.
3. Right shoe on first every time.
4. Crab on New Years Day.
5. We get xmas presents every year from "the Tree Fairy"


Dont know if it is a tradition but whenever someone say the name of a crap celeb (R.Williams or C.Deeley are great examples) I have to say "is a w@nker".

When having sexual intercourse it is a tradition of mine to be absolute rubbish. I counteract this by not making it last very long, gotta think of the ladies.

length? that is the shittest tradition
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 12:53, More)