» Why will you burn in hell?

This isn't definative just what I recall
Lying ,
Stealing ,
Cheating ,
Sex before marriage ,
Sex within marriage ( she' not the wife ),
Sex within marriage ( I'm not the husband ),
Sex with same sex ,
Having children outside of marriage ,
Taking drugs ,
Selling drugs ,
Importing drugs ,
Growing drugs ,
Believing in God but not following the rules ,
Believing in the wrong God ,
Believing in no God ,
Avarice ,
Greed ,
(Cut'n'paste from wiki which highlights 3.4)
3.1 Lust
3.2 Gluttony
3.3 Greed
3.4 Sloth
3.5 Wrath
3.6 Envy
3.7 Pride
Worshiping false idols ( D,Bowie ) ,
Coveting my neighbours Ox ,

I'm a now , and have been for a long while , a Nihilist which is just as well cos theres no God thats going to welcome me in the afterlife . Hmm whats the criteria for Vallhalla ? bugger , seems I gotta kill someone :) .
(Thu 12th Jul 2012, 20:34, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Lucky or unlucky ?
After a 3 month enforced break from working as a motorcycle courier ( crash , painful , my fault ) I was on walking to the garage to collect a new bike from the company mechanics and restart work , when the unmistakable sound of motor bike hitting something occurs behind me . On turning I'm confronted by a motorcyclist pinwheeling in the air about 15 feet up and a BMW R850 on its side ( fortunately for me ) ploughing towards where I'm standing . My concern for the rider is quickly negated when he gets up shaken but unhurt but horror starts to set in when the onlookers realize he hit a 50+ woman who had stepped out from behind a bus . The R850 like many BMW's has a boxer engine which means the cylinder heads protrude either side , one of these had caught the womans legs acting like a very blunt but very heavy scythe , catching them just below the knee tearing flesh smashing bone , barely leaving them attached . With unbelievably white sharp bone showing and what seemed like gallons of blood running everywhere we made her as comfortable as possible till the air ambulance came . She survived but sans legs . A joke concerning length and girth is traditional here but it aint gonna happen .
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 20:00, More)

» Expensive Weekends

Weekend trip to Barcelona for partners birthday
Flights £350

Hotel £400

Celebration meal £200

Sundries £400

Loss of earnings £250

Total £1600

PLUS

Expenses for the baby conceived whilst seriously trashed i.e every fucking spare penny for the rest of my life .

The thing thats concerning me is that next year she's 40 and I'm stuck for ideas to top that .

Apologies for length but apparently it works ok
(Tue 18th May 2010, 21:57, More)