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» When I met the parents

Cheeky Wink
Well meeting the parents was fine, her dad was 76! and i thought that he would be very strict, me being the randy lad i am back in the day, netime i was round my gf's dad's house i was trying to get my leg over. after sitting round there for what seemed an eternity of chatting about the war me and my ex slept downstairs in the living room, so she straddled on top in her birthday suit and her dad walked in dont mind me just gotta get "me tobacco" in and out in a flash

the horror of this story is in the morning her dad says to me "morning you have a good night last night?" followed by a cheeky wink

oh the shame i was expecting a right bollocking
(Mon 23rd May 2005, 9:26, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Jimmy SuperFly Snuka
When i was 10 and after watching WWF Star jimmy superfly snuka hurl himself from the top rope, i decided it was a fantastic idea to do that to my little sister who was sitting on the otherside of the couch, i jumped missed and hit the very base of my penis on the armrest, crying in agony i check and it looked like it was close to falling off. many tears and stiches later my old boy is fine.
until this monday when i go for a pee and find out my GF has now just given me genital warts

Bugger....

apologies for length, girth and cauliflower lumps
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 21:06, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

Decs a Dick
My Claim To fave is appearing on CD:UK on 3 occasions and with my face right behind cat deeley (who i eventually got a peck off 15 year old fantasy complete!)

What was even better was shouting to Dec (from the ant & dec comdey duo)

instead of calling him dec i called him DICK

he still waved at me!

Tosser..
(Wed 17th Nov 2004, 0:43, More)