» Never Meet Your Heroes

Hawking
Stephen Hawking - mind size of a planet, complete twunt tho, wouldnt sign my book.
(Sat 27th May 2006, 10:06, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Brighton Toilet
"You english are so arrogant"

then neatly underneath in different hand writing

"Why dont you fuck off then"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 21:56, More)

» I was drunk when I bought this

Gigantic Dildo
After a massive pissup i awoke on the train with a gigantic 'kong' dildo hanging out of a plastic bag to the amusement of other people on the train. I neither have memory of purchase or use.
(Sat 11th Jun 2005, 17:19, More)

» Ignoring Instructions

beer
the instructions on the tin said 'drink sensibly' - instead i drunk 10 tins of stella dancing around in teh nude and singing hits from the 70's.
Ouch my head.
(Mon 8th May 2006, 2:56, More)

» Guilty Pleasures, part 2

pee
even tho i live in a house with a toilet on each floor (3 of them) nothing beats the sastifcation of getting up to the small slat window and taking a pee out of it
(Sun 16th Mar 2008, 14:11, More)