» My computer gave away my secrets

Don't google your boyfriend...
Because if you do, you'll discover that they're not 30, like they said, (and that 10 year age difference was a bit dodge anyway) but actually 40.

It is never a good thing to realise that the grandpa you're shagging was the same age as you are now, when you were born. Eeeech....
(Fri 10th Feb 2006, 17:41, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Oops...
Not something that's accidentally erotic for me, but I used to live with my aunt who's a dentist. So there's a dental surgery downstairs in her house. One incredibly drunken night, I lured a very lovely man back to mine and decided that sex in the dentist chair would be a very good idea. It was.
However, when my aunt woke me up the next day, I discovered that aforementioned lovely man was one of her patients.
He had to change dentists after getting very aroused whilst his teeth were being drilled...
(Fri 3rd Feb 2006, 0:13, More)

» Panic Buying

Dad's fifth wedding present...
So obviously present giving was in order. But I forgot. Which led me to rushing around Oxford desperately thinking what to get him, found myself in HMV and picked up possibly the most inappropriate DVD I could - Sideways.

And then went on to drunkenly sing The Last Time at the reception.

Cruel?

Perhaps.
(Fri 23rd Dec 2005, 16:27, More)

» You're a moviestar baby

I was in Blur's Country House video...
Yes indeedy, if you slow it right down and zoom in on the house you can even see my pale wee face in the window. I clearly wasn't listening when everyone told me to stay out of the front rooms of the house that day....
(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 15:34, More)