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Profile Info:

name: jim

age: 43+10 as of 2020.
height: 6'2"
weight: 15 stone
hair: dark (ok some grey...)

job: graphic desgner


Recent front page messages:

'I had ANOTHER dream!'

edit: Thanks..
(Fri 22nd Aug 2003, 10:25, More)



edit: woo: my first frontpage for yonks! cheers guys!
(Tue 19th Aug 2003, 13:49, More)

my gran loves b3ta...
i want beer
(Wed 9th Apr 2003, 23:03, More)

the good folk of Glasgow
were suprised when space armadillo wanted his shell back

crunchy on the outside...
(Wed 7th Aug 2002, 22:57, More)

his parents
were beginning to suspect little jimmy might have un-american feelings...

good ol red white & blue!
(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 21:55, More)


thanks rogan!
(Wed 12th Jun 2002, 19:28, More)

ozzy does the only decent thing.

(Mon 3rd Jun 2002, 22:37, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Evidence that you're getting old

stop taking drugs for fun...
...start taking drugs 'cos your doctor says you need to.
(Fri 29th Oct 2004, 8:40, More)

» My Worst Vomit

they are all bad.

but the worst ones are the ones when you wake up and your head is stuck to the pillow.

but at least you actually woke up.
(Sat 21st Aug 2004, 16:42, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

so we are transposing a video to flash for the interweb, click a button it jumps to a certain frame , plays a bit then stops - you get the idea...

the client, says, "yeah its good - but could you just...."

several "could you justs" later we are gettin kind of miffed...

we explain to client, look its objects on a white background, frame grabs from YOUR video, we cant add a background in (technically - yes we can - i know) it would cost you a fortune in photoshop time - there are 750 frames of video...

"oh..." says the client, "i haven't seen the video..."


sound of head hitting desk.
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 23:35, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

How about
the client of ours who asked us if we could get a webpage to print in landscape...

or the people who still ask for a spinning logo? =)
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 8:38, More)