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Long time reader very rarely a poster! hello anyway

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» Ouch!

More like a prolonged ouch!
Last year I had the unfortunate misfortune of having bowel cancer, which weirdly I found variably easy to deal with. The main ouches I used to have was when not having the greatest veins in the world and having prolonged chemotherapy over 9 months, it was great fun having a nurse laughing at me manically while stabbing me with a needle (sometimes up to 7 times at once) in the hand and then wondering why my hands were black and blue the next time I came in! Oh well anyone who asked I said I had been having fights with bums on the street. oh yeah i was cool...
(Thu 29th Jul 2010, 21:52, More)

» Premonitions

Predicting things
The usual stuff when I used to be in school would be people walking through the door and I suddenly get a strange feeling that this certain person would walk through the door and they did! This often happened and still does now, unfortunely without the door fetish
(Sun 21st Nov 2004, 11:22, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

Not having any ties to the Wild West
In school one of my mates decided (at the time me being overly porky, gladly recently losing some of the weight)to call me Sheriff Fatman, and him referring it to me by the telling our german teacher to call out Sherriff Fatman instead of my real name.

In return,I nicknamed him Arseical or Arse for short. (although i rarely ever used it)
(Sun 21st May 2006, 21:30, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Girls in wheelchairs
Some of the girls in wheelchairs are damn hot. hmmm hot rubber
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 15:01, More)