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Used to be Stefman, but confirmation never came through :/

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» Petty Sabotage

its childish but it was 4 in the morning and we were thought it would be funny

my friends uni flatmate left the new loaf of bread and the milk he bought out on the kitchen table.

we toasted the entire loaf and put it back in the bag then put everything back in the bag exactly how it was.

(Thu 5th May 2005, 16:29, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

I was fondly nicknamed "Wog"
my dad is black

this spawned many spinoffs of songs sung at full volume in clubs by a large amount of people by just replacing key words in the song with Wog.

"fear of the Wog"
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 0:05, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

a holiday in France
when i was about 8 on one of these sunsites type campsites with static caravans.

our caravan was next to an open square of grass (with caravans around the edge of it.) also it was on a slight incline, so me and my brother rented bikes and proceded to go down this hill quickly.

he stopped. my brakes didnt work, there was a river at the bottom of the hill, que me nearly removing my balls and getting very wet in the process.
(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 22:19, More)

» Walkman Flashbacks

Mogwai's Album young team reminds me of the worst sex EVER.

if you are familiar with mogwai, you will know that its notthe fastest of most even of music...

having sex to it is bad... i started to thrust in rhythem to the song, Complete fucking disaster. im surprised she even slept with me again after quite the most boring sex that anyone has ever been witness to.

mogwai... so totally banned when shagging
(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 23:52, More)