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44 year old male Graphic Designer/DJ/Producer, too busy by far to write a lot of stuff here.

Joint owner of DustedBreaks Records http://www.dustedbreaks.co.uk

Shite jokes, shite puns and merely a few underworked potatoshop files spattered around b3ta.

Catch me DJing live on TV via our station, jacks-house.com every Sunday 4-8pm BST.

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» Best Graffiti Ever

On a building near Macclesfield Station
There's some date stamps for the building in question on the panelling.

1st panel: Erected: 1881
2nd panel: Enlarged: 1941

Then, spraypainted with a complete lack of writing ability:

3rd panel: CUMD! 2001

Come on for fucks sake if you can't spell ejaculated leave it for someone who can. Thick cunts. Gotta love Macc.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 13:44, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

South Downs College, Hampshire
circa 1993...after a few drug busts on our common room (hmm no idea why, but then I can't remember much of college..go figure)

The college installed black signs with vinyl letters about 4x3ft:

DRUGS ARE ILLEGAL
ANYONE FOUND IN POSSESSION WILL BE PROSECUTED

3 days later:

DRUGS ARE LEGAL
ANYONE FOUND IN SESSION WILL BE CUTE

3 days later still:
Still traumatised from my strongest ever bad trip. Ho hum
(Wed 9th May 2007, 14:21, More)