» Near Death Experiences

Big Fat Lorry
This happened about 2 weeks ago.......

As a learner driver and after many near crashes I managed to coax my poor mum back into my car while I drove her into town. I drive an old Mini and we were just about to join a busy main road, and it was dark. After waiting for ages for a clearing(about 30 seconds) I saw my chance coming as a HUGE lorry came round the corner. Me being under experienced and VERY OVERCONFIDENT thought I could swipe in front of this massive lorry like a stunt driver from 'To fast, To Furious'.

My mum was screaming 'NO wait!' So I put my foot down and must have thought I was Colin McRea for a few seconds. With my mum screaming and this lorry obviously a lot faster than I though I panicked and ended up in the white lines in the middle and my mum shouting 'You nearly KILLED me!' the Lorry drove off as if I hadn't exsisted and I sat there shaking for a while before driving back like somone from a 'How to drive safely' Video.

I have my test in 2 weeks..... can't wait.
(Thu 25th Nov 2004, 14:59, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

Butlins
Well I was 17 and did the deed with a guy that worked on the fairground in Butlins.. classy... never got he's surname but he had the biggest k**b I've ever seen.. I do chose them!

Why do they always tell you the earth moves? Well the crusty apartment might have but other than that what a let down!
(Wed 9th Mar 2005, 13:27, More)

» Claims to Fame

Roy Cropper
We had Roy Cropper come all the way from 'Weatherfield' to our school fate just to sign autographs for 50p... I wasn't in the queue.

I also had an elbow in the Queens speech when I was at school and she came to visit but was not allowed to talk to me as I was Catholic and it would be seen to be politically incorrect, but got Phillip instead... what a prat.

I also went to school with that girl from eastenders.... mikes sister, had such an impact I can't remember her name.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 10:03, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

Christmas Party
Sorry to rub it in we have had TWO christmas parties this year, one last week where we had the afternoon off and had to sit and eat a christmas dinner and drink loads of free booze. On our tables was a beautifully wrapped 'Gucci' box, and inside a silver braclet with 'Gucci' engraved on the link.
Then we had another marquee on Saturday with live band free food free drink and a buffet at the end oh and free transport.....

No bonus though...... Chin up, can't have everything!
(Tue 21st Dec 2004, 15:35, More)

» Lost...

Wierdo
I don't like that 'lifelikeandposeble' think he's some sad f*ck who sits in his room all day and has nothing better to do that talk about shagging little girls and corpse's.

Sad....very sad.
(Mon 6th Dec 2004, 17:56, More)