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scared and
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» Bad Management
bad management with a positive outcome for me
first ever meeting with a local business who wanted a web site and email setup.
the meeting went well and at the end the guy asked me what my hourly rate was. I was stumped as normally i just set a fee for the job and dont hourly rate anything.
how about 125 quid an hour he said? I thought for a second pretending to mull it over and then casually agreed. The train journey home was celebrated with beer.
sadly they only lasted a few years before they went under, i cant believe their willingness to throw about money had anything to do with it.
(Fri 11th Jun 2010, 14:16, More)
bad management with a positive outcome for me
first ever meeting with a local business who wanted a web site and email setup.
the meeting went well and at the end the guy asked me what my hourly rate was. I was stumped as normally i just set a fee for the job and dont hourly rate anything.
how about 125 quid an hour he said? I thought for a second pretending to mull it over and then casually agreed. The train journey home was celebrated with beer.
sadly they only lasted a few years before they went under, i cant believe their willingness to throw about money had anything to do with it.
(Fri 11th Jun 2010, 14:16, More)
» Essential Items
im a nice guy...
so i always carry a teeny bottle of purell, the hand sanitizer that kills bacteria.
except i use it for emergency blowjobs, dont want the lukcy lass doing her thing on my old greb after a sweaty day at work.
if i really like her, ill use the one with added moisturiser.
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 19:28, More)
im a nice guy...
so i always carry a teeny bottle of purell, the hand sanitizer that kills bacteria.
except i use it for emergency blowjobs, dont want the lukcy lass doing her thing on my old greb after a sweaty day at work.
if i really like her, ill use the one with added moisturiser.
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 19:28, More)
» Ouch!
i too would have been curios.
a friend of mine was a holiday rep and a bit of a male slut. he was often bragging about his nightly encounters with the holidaying drunk ladies.
while he was working out in tunisia, he experienced what he described as a broken cock during intercourse. apparently something went badly wrong and his old tonker developed a massive swelling before finally popping blood everywhere. By all accounts, the hospitals of northern tunisia arent that fussed about anaesthetic so he had to have the full wound on his shaft stitched up without any pain relief.
the really funny bit (for us anyway). He awoke from his surgery in a daze to find someone lifting up his sheet and examining his grotesque appendage. He fell back to sleep just thinking it was a doc checking up. Later when fully conscious he discovered the chap was actually a patient sitting a few beds up who i guess just wanted to see what a mangled winky really looked like.
(Fri 30th Jul 2010, 12:13, More)
i too would have been curios.
a friend of mine was a holiday rep and a bit of a male slut. he was often bragging about his nightly encounters with the holidaying drunk ladies.
while he was working out in tunisia, he experienced what he described as a broken cock during intercourse. apparently something went badly wrong and his old tonker developed a massive swelling before finally popping blood everywhere. By all accounts, the hospitals of northern tunisia arent that fussed about anaesthetic so he had to have the full wound on his shaft stitched up without any pain relief.
the really funny bit (for us anyway). He awoke from his surgery in a daze to find someone lifting up his sheet and examining his grotesque appendage. He fell back to sleep just thinking it was a doc checking up. Later when fully conscious he discovered the chap was actually a patient sitting a few beds up who i guess just wanted to see what a mangled winky really looked like.
(Fri 30th Jul 2010, 12:13, More)
» Stuff I've found
a varnished monkey
when i was about 12 I found a small clay varnished monkey in the gutter. It was an odd one, not a cute monkey, more like one of those japanes mountain snow monkeys we have seen on tv.
something a bit odd about it, which is why i remember it 20 years on
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 15:51, More)
a varnished monkey
when i was about 12 I found a small clay varnished monkey in the gutter. It was an odd one, not a cute monkey, more like one of those japanes mountain snow monkeys we have seen on tv.
something a bit odd about it, which is why i remember it 20 years on
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 15:51, More)