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Yarrr... I don't know what I'm doing





Hey! Yay! Gravy! Funky, man! Etc etc etc...



Yarr... ye olde html skills skink.



Alas, my name is Gavin - and I'm currently undergoing an
expensive course of therapy, as for a few months now, I
have been a pirate - well, my therapist will have you
believe that I "think" I am, but I'm disinclined to agree
with her on that one.



Most of my work involves over using a splat gif I found on google images for which I appologise



Done a few pieces of shop stuff, most of it so appalling that I would
never make anyone look it at, so here are some of my better ones (HA!)












Me trying to be arty... (I used a tutorial - so it's cheating).










The simple solution for making a twat of yourself










Have an unconsious mallard.










A mad cabbinet?










Hehe!










/sigh










Hitler's gassing plan was floored.










Hmm... There is a strange van outside my house which smells of pedegree chum...





What Is Your Battle Cry?

Prowling across the freeway, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Keelhauled_elephant! And he gives a mighty scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!"

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