» Petty Sabotage

Peee petty pee
In a pub in brighton full of the same old chummy manager and regulars ("my, aren't we fancy, different and cool because we live in Brighton, but can't get paid more than 4.50 an hour in a call centre" they collectively murmered- or did I imagine it in my bad drunk state), anyway, on entering the loo and spying the liquid soap dispenser (not wall mounted, oh no, this was a bottle purchased from boots), an idea for petty saboage popped into my head. So, if you go to a pub painted red and do not want my urine on your hands, don't use the soap dispenser. Since then I am a happier man and no longer get bad drunk, which is nice
(Fri 6th May 2005, 12:00, More)

» Little things that turn you on

la la la
Your moma riding the local tramp, beeewdiful
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 16:48, More)