» Insults

A pretty good description
of a portly lady wearing tight trousers:

"Has an arse like a badly packed rucksack."
(Sun 7th Oct 2007, 1:39, More)

» Little things that turn you on

never had the following all at once
* irish accents
* big strong men
* being tied up
* having my neck/top of my back scratched/tickled/kissed/nibbled/licked

all of them work independently in a variety of ways though.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 18:01, More)