» Near Death Experiences

made it this far
but not without some luck

when i was two me da was taking my sister and i to a store and had put the two of us in a wagon, i fell out and scraped half my face off, would have been struck by some sort of vehicle but my dad caught me in time.

the next year he let me drown in our own swimming pool, so technically i was dead for a short period of time, lucky the fool knew cpr.

i made it several years without another attempt on my life, this time it was my sister running me over with the car, few injuries but i still stand.

finally this past summer i was struck by a truck, damn drunk underage fool.

and yet, despite all this i sit here telling you about it, isn't death-i mean life funny?
(Wed 1st Dec 2004, 4:57, More)