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» Pure Ignorance
oh and how could I forget
At the previous shop I worked there was a genuine crazy person who was rife with classics sayings. But my favorite has to be ( and try to imagine this in a loud slightly higher pitched dazed geordie accent )
"Everyone loves David Cassidy, but you can never remember if he's dead or alive"
Me and the supervisor had to run to the warehouse to collapse on the floor laughing... bless im...
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 3:42, More)
oh and how could I forget
At the previous shop I worked there was a genuine crazy person who was rife with classics sayings. But my favorite has to be ( and try to imagine this in a loud slightly higher pitched dazed geordie accent )
"Everyone loves David Cassidy, but you can never remember if he's dead or alive"
Me and the supervisor had to run to the warehouse to collapse on the floor laughing... bless im...
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 3:42, More)
» Pure Ignorance
I hate my job
I think every shop has thier resident nutter customer. Our resident nutter likes to talk at you for hours, and this one time he thought he'd get philosophical.
Nut: "You know how the moon goes round the earth and like it creates tides"
Me: "yeah"
Nut: "And the sun goes round the Earth..."
Me: "whoa there the earth goes round sun matey"
Nut: "Really? oh well what does IT do?"
Me: "urm... not sure what you mean"
Nut: "why is it there?, the moon is there to create the tides, what is the sun there for?"
Me: last threads of sanity snaps
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 3:33, More)
I hate my job
I think every shop has thier resident nutter customer. Our resident nutter likes to talk at you for hours, and this one time he thought he'd get philosophical.
Nut: "You know how the moon goes round the earth and like it creates tides"
Me: "yeah"
Nut: "And the sun goes round the Earth..."
Me: "whoa there the earth goes round sun matey"
Nut: "Really? oh well what does IT do?"
Me: "urm... not sure what you mean"
Nut: "why is it there?, the moon is there to create the tides, what is the sun there for?"
Me: last threads of sanity snaps
(Sat 8th Jan 2005, 3:33, More)