b3ta.com user crimpalength
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I'm a drummer. But unlike most drummers, i have a certain degree of intelligence.

I like all things toilet like.

Smiffy

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» Childhood bad taste

Bad Taste...............
I used to suck my dads car keys coz they tasted funny and metallic like. I was about 4. Now i'm 24, and i see my dad cleaning his ears with his car keys every other day. NO wonder they tasted funny. Thats what i call a bad taste.

My mum used to drive a Skoda, the essence of bad taste. Poo.
(Sun 12th Dec 2004, 17:36, More)

» Lost...

LOST, stolen more like
I once lost a fine and hard collection of rag mags, which turned up in my dad's chest of drawers. Being 15 years old i couldn't exactly demand them back, and more to the point i was shocked with my dad choking the old gopher over my already sticky pages. Ugh.
(Fri 10th Dec 2004, 12:29, More)