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» When I met the parents

when my parents came
up to see me at university we decided to have a cup of tea in my room while waiting for my new boyfriend to arrive and be judged. He sauntered in shyly and the introductions passed off well with a lubricating little joke from me. My dad proceeded to glance along my bookshelves and picked out an`anonymous looking volume with no title on the spine.

"Ah!" he said, reading from the front cover, "The Cosmopolitan bedside book of ORGASMS"

Boyfriend's face fell.
(Wed 25th May 2005, 11:50, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

Last night at the One Glass of Sparkling White Wine Xmas "Do"
with my team (6 grown-ups, 6 researchers), my boss told me he'd left a christmas present on his desk but didn't want to give it to me in front of everyone cos he didn't want to "embarrass" me.

How sweet, i thought.

Popped over to his office this morning imagining, ooh, a big christmas bonus or summing. opened the sloppily wrapped present to find...

an effing mug.

with holly on.

from my place of work.

: - (
(Fri 17th Dec 2004, 13:28, More)