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» Lost...

poof next door
story goes, i was watching tv, when an officer came to my door, in full body armour mind you,asking if i had seen anyone suspicious around the hood. Apparently, the poof next door had his car stolen...well it just so happens my house came with a camera on ever angle of the house, and street. So me and the pig watched some of it, as it turns out the little bastard had drove it off at 1pm, and cam home at 4pm....without the car. he had told the officers he was sleeping from 1-5, and his car was open ,or something, and when he woke up, his car was gone. he hates me now, dont know why! i still wonder why they had on body armour.
(Tue 7th Dec 2004, 21:21, More)

» Little things that turn you on

hmm
THREE X chromosones!!!
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 3:54, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

well
when i was on zoloft i killed my grandmother and blamed a black man first, but then i said it was the zoloft...truthfully, it was Grand Theft Auto: vice city, that made me turn for the worst....what can i say???

doin 30
(Wed 16th Feb 2005, 17:16, More)

» Pure Ignorance

i was watching a movie
in class one day...and it was like some movie where everyplace but mexico freezes, and a one (dumass, farker) in my class was saying somthing like" yeah thier in the eye of the tornado now..." chuh cuz like he ment storm...and .....apples and berries to all of you
(Tue 11th Jan 2005, 22:39, More)

» Childhood bad taste

what are
tomato butties?
(Tue 14th Dec 2004, 21:01, More)
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