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» Pure Ignorance

In RE class
Teacher "Today we're going to be discussing euthanasia"

Chav "Why can't we talk about youth in this country?"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 0:34, More)

» Pure Ignorance

My mother
Mum "The wheel trims on my car are upside down"
Me "How do you mean?"
Mum "The nissan sign is facing down"

When hearing that her friends car had been broken in to:

Mums Friend "...They didn't take much, just some of my tapes and some books i had on the back seat. Although strangely they left the money"

Mum "you mean they paid for the stuff they took?"
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A little different but... A friend of mine was commenting on his aches and pains after playing football:
Friend "i have the back of a 60 year old"
Me (half listening) "you have to bath a 60 year old? why?"
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 0:24, More)

» I just don't get it

I work in a shopping centre part time
Sometimes (due to gay busses) I get to work on a Sunday at about 10:15, none of the shops open till 11:00 yet there is still quite a significant number of people wandering around 45 minutes before they can even buy anything, I just can’t understand the logic there.

Secondly, why do the scumbags who live in my town think it’s still acceptable to hang about on street corners drinking and hanging around with 13/14 year olds? Even ones who are my age (18) haven’t got jobs; they just bum around wasting their lives. What a pointless and depressing existence.

Apologies for length…and girth.
(Thu 31st Mar 2005, 18:28, More)