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» Black Sheep
My uncle moved over to the States years ago
and is now a head mechanic at some sort of Indy Car racing team. Unfortunately he likes a drink, and not content with taking his pit team on a week long bender after winning his first race, forcing the head guys to replace them at a days notice, he missed his dads funeral in 2003.
One hour before we were to make our way to the service my mum picked up the phone to be greeted to the cry of "I'M IN HOOSTON BAAAAAABY!" in his quasi British-Yank drawl.
He then went to ramble on about not being allowed on the flight and that he would get a later one. We haven't heard from him since, apart from my little brother who was subjected to a 20 minute phone call from him when we were all out where he was constantly being called 'piggy' and 'officer'.
(Wed 19th Jan 2005, 10:03, More)
My uncle moved over to the States years ago
and is now a head mechanic at some sort of Indy Car racing team. Unfortunately he likes a drink, and not content with taking his pit team on a week long bender after winning his first race, forcing the head guys to replace them at a days notice, he missed his dads funeral in 2003.
One hour before we were to make our way to the service my mum picked up the phone to be greeted to the cry of "I'M IN HOOSTON BAAAAAABY!" in his quasi British-Yank drawl.
He then went to ramble on about not being allowed on the flight and that he would get a later one. We haven't heard from him since, apart from my little brother who was subjected to a 20 minute phone call from him when we were all out where he was constantly being called 'piggy' and 'officer'.
(Wed 19th Jan 2005, 10:03, More)
» Office Christmas Parties
Whens Christmas?
My work has its festive party at the end of October. The only reason for this can be they are too tight to pay the premium Xmas rates! Cracker anyone?
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 15:35, More)
Whens Christmas?
My work has its festive party at the end of October. The only reason for this can be they are too tight to pay the premium Xmas rates! Cracker anyone?
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 15:35, More)
» Childhood bad taste
terrible trainers
In the early nineties I went on a school football trip to Cork to which I took a brand spanking new pair of 'converse' trainers- except these were M&S rip-offs which were entirley made up of the American flag. Yes, one half of the trainer formed the stripes, the other half the goddam stars.
Whilst wandering about our holiday park with my chums, another group of school kids decided they wanted a scrap with us. For reasons unbeknown to me I was singled out for a good shoeing and it may have been something to do with one of the scrotes saying to a few of the others 'Ha! Look at his trainers!' then proceeding to kick my bloody head in.
I'm not sure the Guns N Roses bandana on my head helped either.
They must have been bad trainers as none of my mates helped me- I truly paid for childhood bad taste.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 22:15, More)
terrible trainers
In the early nineties I went on a school football trip to Cork to which I took a brand spanking new pair of 'converse' trainers- except these were M&S rip-offs which were entirley made up of the American flag. Yes, one half of the trainer formed the stripes, the other half the goddam stars.
Whilst wandering about our holiday park with my chums, another group of school kids decided they wanted a scrap with us. For reasons unbeknown to me I was singled out for a good shoeing and it may have been something to do with one of the scrotes saying to a few of the others 'Ha! Look at his trainers!' then proceeding to kick my bloody head in.
I'm not sure the Guns N Roses bandana on my head helped either.
They must have been bad trainers as none of my mates helped me- I truly paid for childhood bad taste.
(Wed 15th Dec 2004, 22:15, More)