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» Losing Your Virginity

February 1988, Romford.
Half-term off school, and me and C. are just getting down to the 'business' at her place. Woo, yay, hoopla. Five seconds after the joy juice spurt, we hear the front door open and her mother walks in.

I was booted straight out the front door. My clothes followed ten seconds later.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 18:45, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Women's Shoes.
But they're a bugger to find in size ten, without paying highly inflated prices to We Like RippingOffTransvestites.Com
(Sat 19th Feb 2005, 18:33, More)

» Claims to Fame

Appearing for half a second on TV
in the audience for "Who Dares Wins", a satirical /topical comedy on Channel 4 in the mid/late 80s. I have the video somewhere to prove it.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 15:47, More)