» Fancy Dress

teabag
Aged about 7 I constructed a square from garden canes and wrapped it in a sheet painted with brown spots. I was meant to be a teabag but it looked like I was wearing a lumpy poo stained mattress.
(Tue 17th Jan 2006, 10:24, More)

» Scary Neighbours

vanishing beer
As a student the beer used to vanish magically from our fridge and seeing how the place was shared with 7 lads we all accused each other and there was much bitterness. Until one day we caught the landlord red-handed using our phone and drinking our beer. He got a right good kicking and we stopped paying rent.
Which was nice.
(Fri 26th Aug 2005, 7:20, More)

» Stupid Tourists

Not me but my mate...
was in discussion with two McMericans in Ireland who said they'd seen a dog with 8 legs and 2 heads. My mate deduced it was actually two dogs shagging and were 'tied' He explained this delicately to the old McMericans but it turns out they'd photographed the 'beast' and already sent the pics to their grandkids. he he
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 7:19, More)

» My most gullible moment

Less gravity
I convinced fellow drinkers that the reason the Dutch are so tall is that with Holland being mostly below sea level there's less gravity pulling on them so they grow taller.
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 10:20, More)

» That's me on TV!

Robot Wars
I've been on Dutch TV twice - I built a crap robot.
(Wed 17th Jun 2009, 15:32, More)