» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

A friends birthday..
After a particularly heavy 24 hours canning it, we ended up at a friends house, just 5 of us.

lots of talking having a laugh, and the topic of conversation goes round to my brothers girlfriends mum....

It turns out she was having a bit with a old school friend of mine.

So i proceeded to say what the fuck is he doing he needs to get a life.

Queue brothers girlfriend getting a little upset and asking 'whats wrong with my mum' my response 'I'm not being funny, but your mum's a fucking minger'

My mate in the kitchen of the house was bent over double in hysterics and I was trying my hardest not to laugh (so was my brother)

Luckily she doesn't remember the incident, though it doesn't matter now as they split up..
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 8:57, More)