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best of all the funeral cortege
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» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Paki Murdering Festival
In the Cornish village where I live, we've held an annual 'Paki Murdering Festival' for the last 400 years without anyone getting upset about it.

Then, last year the do-gooding, interfering busybodies at the Commission for Racial Equality decided that this was apparently no longer 'politically correct' because, and I quote, "murder is a criminal offence".

They called in the police and had our community concentration camp closed down.

This is just political correctness gone mad! What next, stopping us marrying our siblings?
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 8:57, More)

» Debt pron

I owe my wife £10.
Did that make you cum?
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 20:03, More)

» Scars with history

I did this falling off a roundabout in the park...
...when I was 35.

Ended up with a Trimalleolar Fracture of the Fibula and had to have a steel plate put in my leg which is still there.

Of course, all the doctors and nurses took the piss in the nicest possible way.

The bastards.

(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Nick Clegg
for using his arsehole as a cunt.
(Fri 24th Dec 2010, 12:28, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

It's got to be Clegg
What a fucking cunt.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 14:40, More)
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