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» Failed

Dead funny
Failed to stop my best mate killing himself on xmas, which in turn meant I failed to enjoy the festive period. Cheers Paul you twunt.....RIP

I'll probably fail to hold it together at the funeral too.
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 15:11, More)

» * PFFT *

ave that
I take gleeful joy at work by foating an air biscuit just as I leave the lift, and send it hurtling back down to the ground floor for some unsuspecting soul to bathe in.

Probably the reason they now have automatic air fresheners installed......... spoil sports.

I use the stairs more now. hehehe
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 15:27, More)

» My Collection

Pinball Machines
I started to collect pinball machines, I've currently got 3 in my small 2 bed flat and have no more space. They ain't half big don't you know.
(Tue 16th Jan 2007, 15:18, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

I managed to get this nickname not due to a Dr Who fetish, but thanks to those bright sparks at Essex police.

Coming back from a club in London 7am Sunday morning, me driving in my boxer shorts(clothes all sweaty from errr dancing all night officer), 2 mates in car. Get pulled in Bethnal Green, searched, arrested for having clubbing medication. I give my mums address cos they want to prove who I am? Even though the car reg'd to me, had licence, credit cards etc.

When I eventually go round to see my mum later that morning. She asks what I've been upto, I tell her a short version of events. She then explains that she had 2 narks go round about 8:30am that morning asking if a Davros ********* lived there, she said no, "I have a son David but no Davros". They kept asking her if she was sure, after 15 mins of this in her nighty she told them to sod off & shut the door on them.

And yes, the piggy twats made me walk back to Mile end Road to my car in my boxers from the pig station. Just as well they didn't find all my stash, boy did I need that spliff.
(Mon 22nd May 2006, 11:33, More)