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» Heckles

The Gong Show
Beginner standup tries to make an example out of an audience member:

Comic: Stand up.
Heckler: That's your job!

Poor newbie.
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 13:27, More)

» Never Meet Your Heroes

Samantha Morton.....
...the psychic girl from 'Minority Report'walking down Oxford Street with badly dyed black hair, bawling her eyes out.

Woody Allen in South Kensington sitting on the pavement during filming eating out of bright orange take away containers with the rest of the crew of some Scarlett Johanssen film. He had the body of a withered 8 year old boy.

Both immensely talented and both looking incredibly morose.
(Thu 1st Jun 2006, 11:14, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Smelling the sweaty bit...
under my watch band. I also love it when my front nether regions are pungent and sniff at them when I watch telly!
(Wed 13th Apr 2005, 16:04, More)

» I just don't get it


Horse-toothed, tuneless midget...

This is the best QTW in ages!
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 16:33, More)

» I just don't get it

Black Guys
I really don't get black guys that give me dirty looks when I'm out with my white boyfriend. I mean, when was the last time you saw a black guy out with a black girl? I can count the times on one hand.

Disease-ridden fuckers
(Tue 5th Apr 2005, 9:57, More)
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