» Crap meals out

Stupid bloody woman
First post!!!
Me (single) and 3 couples all went to a meal at a chinese place for one of the women's birthdays. Pretty harmless yes? Well as allways the bill is an issue you all expect and as most civilised people do we split the bill and leave out the girl who birthday it was. ok?.... not for one girl my mate is somehow attached to because she mumbled that she shouldnt pay as she didnt have as much as others and then we spent ages getting to an agreement (or as close as we could get). Outside the place this stupid bird then lays into another girl because she "is only 17" and "she is not part of our gang".??? Needless to say the girl whos birthday it was is now in tears while this stupid ho carries on her pointless argument... Moral of the story - When your mates argue with their girlfriends you should tell them to leave the bitch and not think it over.... Oh yeah it works out that the girl who moaned saved about £7 after ruining the whole night, shouting at one girl in the street and bringing another girl out on her birthday to tears.

This happened about 4 days ago and feel the anger still :)... you can go now
(Thu 27th Apr 2006, 15:58, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

fat champ
In about '95 I won some Sega competition in the virgin megastore in London. I won a years supply of twix bars (about £97) and also every sega saturn game released in the next week delivered to me a few weeks before it hit the shops. The local paper put the fattest pic of me they could find and stuck it on page 3. The sods. At least they could have got a better pic of the event insted of the "giant" me. Still had the twix bars though.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 10:53, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

The crazy girl
The crazy girl (as she is known to me and friends) was sweet and petit. To be honest she had the body of a 13 year old and I even had larger boobs than her but she was sweet and did it for me at the time.
Nice girl and thought the world of me.... then the text messages started... if i didnt reply in 2 min i would get another and another. Then the break ups came. "its over" followed by "I love you dont ever leave me" 12 hours later. She would complain i never saw her then said ok Monday do you... no, Thuesday then...no, and so on. I guess the reason i stayed with her for a few months and put up with this was she would hint at sex but would get silly when i got close. Nearest i ever got was finding a few pubes while my hands were fumbling around her arse. In the end i got the balls to not reply to her and thankful I did as now got a sane GF although I would still have liked to have shagged her. Seriously it would be the closest to shagging a 12 year old without spending 15 years in jail getting bummed. (ftr i dont want to shag a minor but would have been fun)
(Mon 20th Nov 2006, 1:05, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

im not a pedo!
as a joke a mate put a wallpaper on my work PC from a childrens tv show called "Lazy Town". Having never seeing the program before I looked at the "young lady" and said something to the lines of "wow she's real nice, look at that ass". .. A deadly hush falls upon the room as im told that she was 8 years old. Refusing to believe I did a net search to find out that they were indeed wrong. "Its ok mate shes 12 and not 8 after all".
I honestly to this day say she looked 18 on the picture but i guess thats what they all say :(
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 18:52, More)

» Job Interviews

fat lady
When working for a home delivery service we interviewed a large lady for a job of shopping picker. The interview went quite well and we then showed her around the department so that she knows what the job involved when we asked her when can she start?
"not just yet as I have to sort things out with my last employer first".
when asking her what this ment she goes onto explain...
"Well they said I took the cash but I never did nothing"
Silly fat cow.
(Thu 20th Jan 2005, 15:44, More)