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on the piss at Butlins Ultimate Weekender, Oct 2005, with me brethren

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yep, me, and some fine ladies, shop it to buggery, if you will

Hello. I am Mark. Am 32.100%indigenous english. ie: A ging
My son was diagnosed with cystic fybrosis when he was 3 months old, please help the fight....
my Butlins Ultimate Weekender pics can be found here: http://photobucket.com/albums/v634/chewbaccas_mate/Butlins2005/

that's me, arseing around with my lightsaber

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What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Space-invader.I am a Space-invader.

I will happily recruit the help of elves to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my car, and I am completely relentless until any bras or opposition are removed. I try to be pissed, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You?

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Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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» Useless Information

Mthematics and food
Pi, or 3.14159265, is so called as the anonymous Greek math champion, had just finished his third Fray Bentos steak and kidney, and was 0.14159265 of his way through the forth, when he was struck with a dilemna of the most ungodly type: what size trolleys would fit the fat illegitimate after so much pie. He found that by multiplying his diameter, by the amount of pies he had scoffed, gave him the size of 501s he would need, if he could be bothered to move enough to get them.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 16:48, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

January 18th 1990, my second day in the RAF, I nearly ripped me bollocks off.
Whilst 'doubling' back to the domestic half off RAF Swiderby (Swinditz), I caught myself about 1" to my left of me nadgers on the upright resty thing that those pivoty wotsit barriers rest on.
It hurt.
I now have a scar about 10" long on my left leg, although it has faded well with time.
We also had this fuck off huge lad who was christened honey monster, along with this lad who was on permanent drill, due to the fact he couldn't walk, nevermind march.
I cannot put words to describe how well he marched, but he was known throughout Swinderby, if not the entirety of Lincolnshire, as Robocop.
I could tell you more, but I'd have to kill you.....
(Fri 24th Mar 2006, 7:51, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Having accidentally got myself involved in someone else's fight
outside Tramps in Worcester, at the young and stupid age of 20, a bouncer thought it might be a jolly good wheeze to twat me around the chops.
With blood pouring from my now gaping lip, the two friends I was with decided maybe I should go to casualty, via the kebab house.
I found it very difficult to ask the nurse for her phone number as she was stitching me up, but I kept trying. She was bloody lovely. Or maybe I was just pissed.
(Thu 2nd Feb 2006, 17:01, More)

» Scary Neighbours

My current neighbours are cool!
In number 8, there is a lad I used to get hammered with, and his young lady. In number 6, I know them not, but they are nice and quiet, and have 2 nice cars.
.... they have a scary neighbour.
Living at number 7, is an alcoholic, noisy b3tan, by the name of regtf.
Poor bastards.
(Sat 27th Aug 2005, 16:51, More)

» I'm an expert

I am an expert in all of the following fields:

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