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» When animals attack...
I have bright BRIGHT red hair
When I was a little girl I was wandering through a park and a big bird swooped down and ripped off a clump of my hair, leaving me bleeding and utterly confused.
Days later in the same park we saw the bird building a golden nest...
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 1:23, More)
I have bright BRIGHT red hair
When I was a little girl I was wandering through a park and a big bird swooped down and ripped off a clump of my hair, leaving me bleeding and utterly confused.
Days later in the same park we saw the bird building a golden nest...
(Sun 5th Jun 2005, 1:23, More)
» I just don't get it
Donnie Darko
I am ashamed.
And how on earth does a helicopter work?
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 19:17, More)
Donnie Darko
I am ashamed.
And how on earth does a helicopter work?
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 19:17, More)
» Petty Sabotage
turkey turkey turkey
When I was nine, my mother and I moved in with her new partner, who was a rich, fat, loud, dirty, hairy, smelly, greedy malfeasance of a man.
He knew I liked the muesli. He didn't want to share the muesli. He actually -hid- the muesli on a shelf above my eye level, behind the oats. But I found them.
Festering dead bush turkey in the back yard, full of squirmy things, which I chopped up into little pieces and mixed into the muesli!
Not bad for a youngin...
(Sun 8th May 2005, 11:59, More)
turkey turkey turkey
When I was nine, my mother and I moved in with her new partner, who was a rich, fat, loud, dirty, hairy, smelly, greedy malfeasance of a man.
He knew I liked the muesli. He didn't want to share the muesli. He actually -hid- the muesli on a shelf above my eye level, behind the oats. But I found them.
Festering dead bush turkey in the back yard, full of squirmy things, which I chopped up into little pieces and mixed into the muesli!
Not bad for a youngin...
(Sun 8th May 2005, 11:59, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Not really a tip, but
Once, at work I became so disinterested in what I was supposed to be doing that without realising I tied a big (big.) bag of snakes end to end and began knitting a scarf out of the giant snake using some pencils
I can't help getting crafty sometimes
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 3:27, More)
Not really a tip, but
Once, at work I became so disinterested in what I was supposed to be doing that without realising I tied a big (big.) bag of snakes end to end and began knitting a scarf out of the giant snake using some pencils
I can't help getting crafty sometimes
(Mon 2nd May 2005, 3:27, More)
» Scars with history
I have a scar...
underside of my left boobage that looks like a weird demented blackhead.
Someone careless was pinning my nappy on when I was a baby and stabbed me, and as I grew up it just migrated up my torso.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 5:19, More)
I have a scar...
underside of my left boobage that looks like a weird demented blackhead.
Someone careless was pinning my nappy on when I was a baby and stabbed me, and as I grew up it just migrated up my torso.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 5:19, More)