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  • Created big_ben_clock to comment on how daft Twitter can be, and it got a bit out of hand. Sorry.

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From a comic I did years ago :)

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(Thu 9th Jun 2011, 23:13, More)

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» Pet Stories

Stoned Cat
Friend gave me a BIG bag of catnip, advising to put just a pinch of it on the floor now and then for happy cat fun. Which I did, cat loved it, rolled about in it and everyone's happy.

Left the bag on top of the TV....

Came home from work the next day to find the bag ripped open and the floor covered in catnip. And the cat lying in the middle of it all with a huge grin on its face :)

Cats can smile, did you know that? Especially when they're off their face on catnip :)
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 12:23, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

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On a desk in a lecture theatre (I won't mention the lecturer's name cos I'm nice):

"xxxx sucks dog's cocks"

and underneath someone added:

"in the dead of night"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 23:52, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

Throwing up on a train
Got food poisoning at work and took the train home just as rush hour was starting. It was packed and I sat head in hands, swaying and sweating, eyes tight shut concentrating on not throwing up. I'd nearly got to my stop when a kindly woman gave me a tissue as my nose had been running onto the floor for the last ten minutes. Just the sight of a puddle of snot broke my concentration and people tutted and moved away as I threw up all over the floor. In between hurls I asked for a plastic bag to empty the rest of my contents into, which Tissue Woman supplied, and then I sat head in hands again, bag of sick dangling from my hand, wondering how things could possibly get any worse. Then Tissue Woman said "Scuse me love, there's a hole in your bag..."
(Thu 7th Sep 2006, 16:41, More)

» Heckles

During a lecture, some drunk bloke at the back shouted "Show us your testicles!". Cracked everyone up, including the lecturer.
(Wed 12th Apr 2006, 13:58, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Leyton, North East London....
On a derelict house in Leyton in the late 80s: "Why bother?" in big letters visible from the train every bloody morning. Really set you up for the day.

Years later, going past the same house, someone had added "Why not?" in equally big letters. Sort of uplifting and defiant. I like to think it was the same bloke and things were going a bit better for him now.
(Wed 9th May 2007, 9:27, More)
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