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i just recently realized that i posted a past QOTW answer here instead of on the board.
well hot piss.
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» Have you ever paid for sex?
not with money... but yes
probably going to win an award for dorkiest entry..
had a party one new years (2003), my parents went away.. invited a shitload of people to cram into my small suburban home to get drunk, talk shit and generally make mess..
to skip to where the story gets interesting again, i met a friend of a friend, shes cute enough, drunk enough, and keen, so we head to my bedroom.. she looks at my collection of pop culture shit, dvds and video games, oohs and ahhs here and there.. and eventually things start to heat up
things were going well.. making out and what not and being brazen (read: drunk) enough i start to shift things into another gear..
but no! ive been denied, i look at her perplexed (and to be honest, upset) and she says to me;
"how bad do you want this?"
i reply "what do you mean?"
"what are you going to give me in return for this?" she retorts.
to spare what little dignity i can retain out of this, i say something crude about oral sex out of confusion.
she continues, "no i mean, what can you GIVE me?"
"im.. not paying you money if thats what your getting at?"
"well what about that?"
she motions with her head over to an object on my desk... i sigh and give in, we continue with our drunken, awkward sexual escapde, i end up accidentally squirting my buisness on her jeans and she doesnt notice until much later, we head back to the party and dont talk, the whole ordeal lasting only just over 45 minutes.
oh, the object? a nintendo entertainment system, thats right.. a NES. i didnt even give her all my games...
you know the saddest part? i'd probabbly give it up to play smash tv right now.
*sigh*
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 16:22, More)
not with money... but yes
probably going to win an award for dorkiest entry..
had a party one new years (2003), my parents went away.. invited a shitload of people to cram into my small suburban home to get drunk, talk shit and generally make mess..
to skip to where the story gets interesting again, i met a friend of a friend, shes cute enough, drunk enough, and keen, so we head to my bedroom.. she looks at my collection of pop culture shit, dvds and video games, oohs and ahhs here and there.. and eventually things start to heat up
things were going well.. making out and what not and being brazen (read: drunk) enough i start to shift things into another gear..
but no! ive been denied, i look at her perplexed (and to be honest, upset) and she says to me;
"how bad do you want this?"
i reply "what do you mean?"
"what are you going to give me in return for this?" she retorts.
to spare what little dignity i can retain out of this, i say something crude about oral sex out of confusion.
she continues, "no i mean, what can you GIVE me?"
"im.. not paying you money if thats what your getting at?"
"well what about that?"
she motions with her head over to an object on my desk... i sigh and give in, we continue with our drunken, awkward sexual escapde, i end up accidentally squirting my buisness on her jeans and she doesnt notice until much later, we head back to the party and dont talk, the whole ordeal lasting only just over 45 minutes.
oh, the object? a nintendo entertainment system, thats right.. a NES. i didnt even give her all my games...
you know the saddest part? i'd probabbly give it up to play smash tv right now.
*sigh*
(Wed 25th Jan 2006, 16:22, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
at easter time
i punch in one side of those large chocolate eggs in shopping centers then turn them round so no one can see.
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 20:22, More)
at easter time
i punch in one side of those large chocolate eggs in shopping centers then turn them round so no one can see.
(Sun 10th Apr 2005, 20:22, More)
» Essential Items
what do i carry?
im starting to carry a full set of 12 coloured textas and 4 diffrent childrens stamps.
i may look like a day care supervisor, but i havent paid to get into a gig or bar in ages.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 2:53, More)
what do i carry?
im starting to carry a full set of 12 coloured textas and 4 diffrent childrens stamps.
i may look like a day care supervisor, but i havent paid to get into a gig or bar in ages.
(Tue 1st Nov 2005, 2:53, More)
» Black Sheep
black sheep, eh?
funnily enough, i actually have chris farley's corpse in my living room...
we use it as a bean bag.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 1:36, More)
black sheep, eh?
funnily enough, i actually have chris farley's corpse in my living room...
we use it as a bean bag.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 1:36, More)
» Essential Items
oh yeah, youd ask THAT wouldnt you?!
i carry the pain and heartbreak of everday life.
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(Wed 2nd Nov 2005, 23:47, More)
oh yeah, youd ask THAT wouldnt you?!
i carry the pain and heartbreak of everday life.
[/emo]
(Wed 2nd Nov 2005, 23:47, More)