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I have curly hair and exceptionally long toes. I also post a lot due my extreme lack of concentration as far as any form of work is concerned.

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» Guilty Pleasures

Songs in my head when I'm in the office, but EXACTLY RIGHT and if I mess up I rewind and start agin. I also use my teeth as drums and sort of breathe the lyrics really quietly with my mouth closed. This can be embarrassing when I accidently make a squeaking noise at a particularly emotional point in the song and try and cover it up by turning it into a yawn or something.

I may/may not* imagine myself to be singing the songs in front of an audience composed of ex girlfriends/girls I fancy, friends, e.t.c.
I have performed some awesome concerts lasting whole afternoons at work.


p.s. I honestly think I am the only person not to have some disgusting faeces related pleasure, although I do pick my nose. And eat it. Still, youse are all sick puppies.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 15:45, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I like to get naked, turn the shower on, then sit next to the shower for ages and ages reading and generally thinking about life whilst the bathroom fills with steam and the sound of falling water. If anyone else is there they shout at me for "wasting" the water.


Edit: Fucksocks! So near and yet so far. Well not very far at all actually but you see what I mean.
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 9:28, More)

» Now, there was no need for that...

Broken Jaw
After having my jaw broken by a drunken arsehole, I couldn't drink alcohol or eat solids for something like 8 weeks.

My friends choose that night to throw a massive barbeque which I had to attend and watch them all consuming vast quantities of steak and beer whilst I could only sob quietly to myself and curse cruel Fate for the hand she had dealt me.

I did drink in the end though.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 12:15, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

I did the magpie thing too until last week but I stopped it because it was getting silly. I not only had to wave to the magpie but also say "hello Mr Magpie" I was doing this every time I saw a Magpie for ooh years, regardless of whether I was on my own, in the street, on a packed bus... it had to stop.
(Fri 8th Apr 2005, 10:08, More)

» Useless Information

In French, smile, as in "I smile" is spelt the same as mouse (in French that is).

So, "Je souris" means both "I smile" and "I mouse".

I have a grumpy face and am always being told to cheer up which pisses me off. Anyway, when people kept telling me to smile in France I would try to respond with "I have no smile" which is true. In fact I was telling them that I had no mouse, which is also true but somewhat irrelevant. I suppose they could have thought that I had a burning desire for a mouse and that was why I was sad. Hmmm.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 11:34, More)
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