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» Ignored Advice
do not share your feelings
I tell myself this many times, i usually listen.....but on occasion....i dont.
eg do not tell your neighbour you love her, when;
a) she is pretty but not that amazing
b) she already has a boyfriend
c) you are nearly twice her age
d) you are married
things go a bit odd when you do.
(Tue 20th Nov 2012, 21:21, More)
do not share your feelings
I tell myself this many times, i usually listen.....but on occasion....i dont.
eg do not tell your neighbour you love her, when;
a) she is pretty but not that amazing
b) she already has a boyfriend
c) you are nearly twice her age
d) you are married
things go a bit odd when you do.
(Tue 20th Nov 2012, 21:21, More)
» Call Centres
Call Centres
Sometimes when I get a cold call, I try and answer evey question as succintly and simply as possible, but without lying.....
'Are you the owner of the household?'
'No'
'Can I speak to the house owner?'
'No'
'Is the house owner there?'
'No'
'Do you know when they are due back?'
'No'
'Do you know when I would be able to contact the homeowner?'
'No'
'Please can you give me the home owners name?'
'Yes'
'What is it then?'
'Hang on I'll look it up, I want to make sure I spell it all right for you'
..
'T.a.d.i.s.l.a.v.i.c. S.l.o.r.i.a.c.i.o.n.i.a.c' (**)
..
On about the third go they got it.
..
'Is Mr Sloriacioniac there?'
'No'
'Do you know when he will be back?'
'No'
'Are you related to Mr Sloriacioniac?'
'No'
'But you live in his property?'
'Yes'
'Er - how come'
'We rent'
*hangs up*
(**) - Not actual name, but approximate complexity
(Wed 9th Sep 2009, 23:47, More)
Call Centres
Sometimes when I get a cold call, I try and answer evey question as succintly and simply as possible, but without lying.....
'Are you the owner of the household?'
'No'
'Can I speak to the house owner?'
'No'
'Is the house owner there?'
'No'
'Do you know when they are due back?'
'No'
'Do you know when I would be able to contact the homeowner?'
'No'
'Please can you give me the home owners name?'
'Yes'
'What is it then?'
'Hang on I'll look it up, I want to make sure I spell it all right for you'
..
'T.a.d.i.s.l.a.v.i.c. S.l.o.r.i.a.c.i.o.n.i.a.c' (**)
..
On about the third go they got it.
..
'Is Mr Sloriacioniac there?'
'No'
'Do you know when he will be back?'
'No'
'Are you related to Mr Sloriacioniac?'
'No'
'But you live in his property?'
'Yes'
'Er - how come'
'We rent'
*hangs up*
(**) - Not actual name, but approximate complexity
(Wed 9th Sep 2009, 23:47, More)
» This book changed my life
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
a book by Richard Bach
for more info just look it up on wikipedia (the ever accurate font of useless and often inaccurate knowledge)
those of you who have read it know why i have mentioned it here, those that dont know. GO AND READ IT
(Fri 16th May 2008, 22:29, More)
Jonathan Livingston Seagull
a book by Richard Bach
for more info just look it up on wikipedia (the ever accurate font of useless and often inaccurate knowledge)
those of you who have read it know why i have mentioned it here, those that dont know. GO AND READ IT
(Fri 16th May 2008, 22:29, More)
» Best and worst TV ads
Best ever advert (seen in a cartoon)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=keI59KRVco8
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 19:31, More)
Best ever advert (seen in a cartoon)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=keI59KRVco8
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 19:31, More)