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» Petty Sabotage
I had very few "cool" friends after this little stunt.
Damn far too many...
At the school I attend, the stairs up to the tennis courts are used as smoking dens. So a mate and I decided it would be a great idea to set up signs with catch phrases on them to direct smokers to this location and possible teachers. "Just around the coner for that fag you need" or my personal favorite "if your on a nicotine low, you know where to go" (with helpful arrow) Yes, not so popular anymore.
Thats about the best i can think of for now.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 13:31, More)
I had very few "cool" friends after this little stunt.
Damn far too many...
At the school I attend, the stairs up to the tennis courts are used as smoking dens. So a mate and I decided it would be a great idea to set up signs with catch phrases on them to direct smokers to this location and possible teachers. "Just around the coner for that fag you need" or my personal favorite "if your on a nicotine low, you know where to go" (with helpful arrow) Yes, not so popular anymore.
Thats about the best i can think of for now.
(Thu 5th May 2005, 13:31, More)
» Stupid Tourists
France
Was touring D-day sites, fat dumb yank next to me in the mini van.
Guide says 'This wall around the manor dates back to the 16th century" Yank says "Oh, so was it there when the Germans invaded?"
Yep real bright.
She also couldnt name the canadian flag, a country which she shares a border with.
That Is All
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:10, More)
France
Was touring D-day sites, fat dumb yank next to me in the mini van.
Guide says 'This wall around the manor dates back to the 16th century" Yank says "Oh, so was it there when the Germans invaded?"
Yep real bright.
She also couldnt name the canadian flag, a country which she shares a border with.
That Is All
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 17:10, More)
» When animals attack...
I was about 10
I had just watched Crocdile Dundee. So i decided to try out the all powerful waggling your fingers trick, on my pet turtle. The result I wanted was for it to instantly fall sleep. Very diffrent from what happened. As I out streched my fingers it clamped on to my little finger and did not let go. It hung on for about 30 mintues intil i had the sense to stop waggling my finger about while crying, alot, and run my hand under water so the turtle would let go.
This made me not visit my turle in the garden for at least a year.
Didnt even feed it... once over coming my fear I visted it and it was now huge... The Bastard.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 17:00, More)
I was about 10
I had just watched Crocdile Dundee. So i decided to try out the all powerful waggling your fingers trick, on my pet turtle. The result I wanted was for it to instantly fall sleep. Very diffrent from what happened. As I out streched my fingers it clamped on to my little finger and did not let go. It hung on for about 30 mintues intil i had the sense to stop waggling my finger about while crying, alot, and run my hand under water so the turtle would let go.
This made me not visit my turle in the garden for at least a year.
Didnt even feed it... once over coming my fear I visted it and it was now huge... The Bastard.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 17:00, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
You can say its nasty, but just try it.
Cupping my arse and farting, then bringing that orgasmic smell to my nose. ahhhh
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 14:15, More)
You can say its nasty, but just try it.
Cupping my arse and farting, then bringing that orgasmic smell to my nose. ahhhh
(Thu 7th Apr 2005, 14:15, More)