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Hmm, not sure what to put here

other than

or i dunno, i like drawing, and that's about it

Pedantichrist did me... ooooh

All I need is a fresh, juicy brain! Braiiiiins! Braiiiiiiiins!
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.

Recent front page messages:

a new food invention

cor, an FP, thanks! (my first)
(Sat 5th Jul 2008, 0:01, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

inside a tauntaun
bloody thing stank
(Fri 29th Dec 2006, 15:40, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

this happened today
sitting in the waiting room for the dentist, reading an exciting edition of "hale and bowdon life" of some such local nonsense, turn over the page

jesus christ...
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 22:41, More)

» Pure Ignorance

there was me talking to these 2 american kids near lake tahoe, with a perfectly normal english accent and one says "so, where are you from? france?"

i said, "no.... England"

"wheres that?"

*i give up at this point, as this sint the first time they have been stupid, just the only time i can remember*

"near france"

Also, restaurant in france, dumb american AND a witty waiter

the american bird orders some croissants, the waiter brings them

"aww... but i wanted jam on!"

the waiter returns with said croissants, covered in ham

american doesnt get it

( jambon = ham ¬_¬)
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 21:22, More)

» School fights

Being part of the sixth form...
attached to a high school can be fun, like the other week, when a huge crowd of people were running round school, a hundred maybe (quite a big school) looking for this one person, who i'm sure deserved whatever was coming.

When they reached the corner of the english block, they suddenly stopped, and the chaos of turning round and running away was hilarious, made even funnier by the shouts of "Mr Coleman's round the corner" and "back, back"

there was a similar, teacher free incident where a huge horde of small people ran round school about 3 times while their target sat in a geography detention oblivious
(Sun 12th Mar 2006, 20:15, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Some random idiot
#1: For every fatal shooting, there are roughly three nonfatal shootings. Folks, this is unacceptable in America, We're going to do something about it.

#2 I know how hard it is to put food on your family

#3 More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

#4 The problem with the french is that they dont have a word for entrepreneur

#5 Well, i think that if you say you are going to do something, and then dont do it, thats trustworthyness

edit: OH! i remember who it is! Bush :|
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 21:10, More)
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