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I bust mad rhymes with an 80% success rate

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» Petty Sabotage

My dad hates modern "conveniences"
But he has to have a phone for work... so he protests by refusing to learn anything about it beyond receiving and making calls. Therefore there was nothing my sister and I liked to do more on our weekend visits than simple things like change the welcome note on his phone to DON'T PANIC (thank you, Hitchhiker's Guide), or even better, SIM CARD MALFUNCTION.
"Why is my phone telling me not to panic? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY IS IT TELLING ME NOT TO PANIC??"
Then we panicked and ran away before he could hit us with his axe.
(Fri 6th May 2005, 6:23, More)

» Guilty Pleasures

Seatbelts
I adore sucking on seatbelts. You get this absolutely awesome salty taste. The older the car, the better - just think about how many people have touched the seatbelt and leeched some of their sweat into it. Delicious!
(Sat 9th Apr 2005, 5:27, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

It was a great holiday, but...
...it would have been better if we hadn't broken down on the side of the highway and had to wait seven hours for roadside assistance. With only three kilos of Minties to keep us occupied.
(Tue 26th Apr 2005, 10:40, More)