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» Injured Siblings

snow drifts
When I was ten, there was a particularly bad snowstorm. The snow was about thigh-high, and in huge heaps thanks to the snowplow.

My older brother (who was 30 at the time; we're 20 years apart in age) was having a hard time moving his car out of the driveway; the thing wouldn't start. So I stood outside in my coat and boots and laughed at him struggle to get the car going.

I forgot that he's a lot bigger than me, and was promptly reminded not to tease him early in the morning; he picked me up and and stuck me javelin style head first in a snowbank. My arms pinned to my sides and my legs up in the air, I couldn't do crap all to free myself.

My mom laughed at me for hours.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 0:12, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

I've met lots of people online
I met my girlfriend of five years, and on our first summer-long meet up, I had just turned 16 and she was 20. Spent a lovely summer being "that lesbian couple" everyone on the bus loved to stare at.

The only problem I can think of about meeting people online wasn't actually the person themselves... it was someone ELSE reacting to the person I met online. Ex best friend (let's call her A) developed a crush on my girlfriend, and made some rather suspicious moves on her while girlfriend of mine was visiting A's family (who had put her up for a summer previously while she was visiting me).

This turned into a confrontation in a local Tim Horton's donut shop at rush hour, with me slamming my hands on the table and saying very loudly to A, "STOP MACKING ON MY WOMAN". Cue a very blanched A, girlfriend hiding a grin behind her hand, and me standing and leering over the table (as large framed as I am, in military camo) as 30 people look on. Then girlfriend and I skip off hand in hand to go play some Dance Dance Revolution in the mall next door.

The moral of the story is DON'T FUCK WITH THE INTERNET LESBIANS.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 21:59, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

He raped my eyes of their virginity.

If that counts.
(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 21:59, More)

» I just don't get it

Why are yawns contagious?
That said, why does seeing the word "yawn" make you want to?

Ten points to me if you yawned while reading this. Tee hee.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 2:30, More)

» Little things that turn you on

I'm not a gamer, either!
Solid Snake from the Metal Gear Solid games.

No, seriously. He makes me hot.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 0:53, More)
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