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» Now, there was no need for that...

oh dear
Working for a large life assurance company that shall remain nameless. Women phones up to notify that her husband has just passed away and she would like to know how to go about making a claim. Cue person putting her on hold whilst finding out. Women is then subjected to Buddy Holly's.. "that'll be the day that I die" Nice.
(Thu 16th Jun 2005, 15:27, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

Believe it or not...
... a good friend of mine went to buy a new pair of over priced jeans that he couldn't afford. He picks out said pair of £120 jeans, walks into the changing rooms and trys them on, puts his hands in the pockets (as you do) only to find £350 in crisp fifty pound notes. I have never seen someone buy a pair of jeans and leave so quickly. (he even still paid on his credit card so not to be suspicious) he then spent the next half an hour walking down the street waiting for Jeremy Beadle to appear.
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 16:39, More)

» Airport Stories

Sorry.. another one
Not me but my dad who unfortunately has lost the fingers on his right hand (god knows where he left them) confused customs at Houston airport when asked to place his right forefinger on an electronic pad. No shit it took them about ten minutes to work out to use his left hand instead!
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 15:34, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Only the lonley
you are all very very sad people, please please get lives.. if only for the sake of future generations.
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 16:34, More)

» Airport Stories

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Flight back from Bangkok to Heathrow was over booked, so they offered us £100 (never spent £100 so quickly on duty free!) each and first class all the way to Kuala Lumpur, 5 hour wait in the executive lounge then first class to Heathrow. Sitting in said lounge feet up, scruffy shorts, flip flops at about 2.00am when Leicester Blackburn FA cup game comes on live. Cue me sitting getting hammered on free lager watching football surrounded by foreign business men, no wonder the rest of the world thinks all the English are football hooligans! (not a leicester or Blackburn fan, but novelty of watching live English FA cup football whilst about 3 thousand miles away kept me interested!)
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 15:31, More)
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