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» Claims to Fame

Aparently, when I was 2 and on holiday in Australia, me and my mum shared a lift in our hotel with Billy Connelly. Would have been in '87. Mum asked how he was enjoying his trip, and Billy replied that he was 'shagged out.'

Mum covered my ears.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 15:42, More)

» Scars with history

Glace cherry scar
I have a scar on my right calf (not pet baby cow) from the time I tried to fix a snowman at night in my pyjamas with nothing on my feet.

I'd decided that a glace cherry would be the best choice for replacing the knocked off nose, but slipped in the snow and cracked my leg on a flower pot.
(Sat 5th Feb 2005, 9:41, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

tudor milkmaid
when i was 10, my class had a day where we had to dress up as tudors. we were all given roles to play. i was the milkmaid. i did apply to be the lady of the manor, but the class favourite (erica, i heard she's still a cow) got that role. we had an article and photo in the local paper. i was in the back, peering over heads, as usual...
(Wed 16th Feb 2005, 11:40, More)

» Job Interviews

Had an interview at Boots last year
Nothing fancy - just some summer work on the tills to earn some cash. The interviewer was the ice queen from hell. She literally had a *wad* of papers full of questions to ask me, which included about 20 which were like: 'Give me an example of when you've used your initiative'. After about 5 you I find that you've used up all the nice things you've ever done in your life, and so you start staring into space and saying um a lot. I started making them up, and for each and every made up answer I gave, she asked me to be more specific.

Needless to say I didn't get the job.
(Sat 22nd Jan 2005, 18:54, More)

» I'm an expert

lazy bums
us students all become experts in subjects featured on daytime tv. i'm now brilliant at properyt redevelopment. go on. test me! i can turn your crumby victorian semi into a property goldmine...
(Sun 26th Jun 2005, 21:31, More)
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