Profile for Mrs Trouser:
Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm this person... Look, I didn't do that well in geography, ok? Ask me to translate something into a foreign language and I'll give it my best shot but I just don't do common sense! And yes, I am blonde.
Despite the public disclosure of my totaly idiocy, I still married him, hence how Dave Trouser's Bimbo became Mrs Trouser, and we're very happy :-)
Update: I found out why I'm such a clumsy ditz. My Hippocampus are smaller than average. Unsurprisingly, these are the parts of the brain controlling sense of direction, spatial awareness and coordination.
Over the last 2 years, I've gradually become more and more of a B3ta addict, to the extent that myself and Mr Trouser often sit 2 ft apart on our respective PCs posting away, occasionally responding to each other's posts. I guess this is what happens when B3tans get married.
One of my 2007 New Year's Resolutions was to do something nice for another person every day. Therefore, if you have a problem, please message me and I will try to help you as best I can. I also try to solve problems presented on the /talk board, which, as you can see from my stats, is where I spend most of my B3ta time.
I'm yet to gain any badges or certificates but I should shortly be getting an icon, as my good deed yesterday was to donate money to B3ta!
Bored yet? If not, message me and I will gladly demonstrate how much more I can waffle :-D Night xxx
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Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm this person... Look, I didn't do that well in geography, ok? Ask me to translate something into a foreign language and I'll give it my best shot but I just don't do common sense! And yes, I am blonde.
Despite the public disclosure of my totaly idiocy, I still married him, hence how Dave Trouser's Bimbo became Mrs Trouser, and we're very happy :-)
Update: I found out why I'm such a clumsy ditz. My Hippocampus are smaller than average. Unsurprisingly, these are the parts of the brain controlling sense of direction, spatial awareness and coordination.
Over the last 2 years, I've gradually become more and more of a B3ta addict, to the extent that myself and Mr Trouser often sit 2 ft apart on our respective PCs posting away, occasionally responding to each other's posts. I guess this is what happens when B3tans get married.
One of my 2007 New Year's Resolutions was to do something nice for another person every day. Therefore, if you have a problem, please message me and I will try to help you as best I can. I also try to solve problems presented on the /talk board, which, as you can see from my stats, is where I spend most of my B3ta time.
I'm yet to gain any badges or certificates but I should shortly be getting an icon, as my good deed yesterday was to donate money to B3ta!
Bored yet? If not, message me and I will gladly demonstrate how much more I can waffle :-D Night xxx
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid Disorder: | Moderate |
| Schizoid Disorder: | Low |
| Schizotypal Disorder: | Moderate |
| Antisocial Disorder: | Low |
| Borderline Disorder: | Moderate |
| Histrionic Disorder: | High |
| Narcissistic Disorder: | Very High |
| Avoidant Disorder: | Moderate |
| Dependent Disorder: | High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder: | Moderate |
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» Personal Hygiene
Can't resist telling this story
Someone at my Dad's work had a bit of a BO issue. My Dad was his manager so, one day, one of Mr Smelly's colleagues went to report the issue to my Dad.
My Dad took his comments on board but had to ask how the guy was affected because, working on the UK (as opposed to the worldwide) team, he didn't sit that near to Mr Smelly.
To which the guy replied "oh it wasn't me that complained. It was the rest of the world. They just elected me as spokesperson".
To everyone in the office, it made perfect sense - there being 2 teams (UK and Rest Of World) but to me (aged 11 or so) it sounded like the funniest thing ever!
(Sun 25th Mar 2007, 0:59, More)
Can't resist telling this story
Someone at my Dad's work had a bit of a BO issue. My Dad was his manager so, one day, one of Mr Smelly's colleagues went to report the issue to my Dad.
My Dad took his comments on board but had to ask how the guy was affected because, working on the UK (as opposed to the worldwide) team, he didn't sit that near to Mr Smelly.
To which the guy replied "oh it wasn't me that complained. It was the rest of the world. They just elected me as spokesperson".
To everyone in the office, it made perfect sense - there being 2 teams (UK and Rest Of World) but to me (aged 11 or so) it sounded like the funniest thing ever!
(Sun 25th Mar 2007, 0:59, More)
» That's me on TV!
Whilst in my mid-teens
I'm ashamed to say that I did indeed feature live on the Big Breakfast, doing a chicken impression, on a stage on Bournemouth beach, in front of a medium-sized crowd.
What's worse is that my Mum was with me and it was her who coerced me into it.
Yes, I looked ridiculous and now eagerly await the extinction of VHS equipment, so I can feel completely safe in the knowledge that the footage will never be seen again
(Sat 13th Jun 2009, 0:40, More)
Whilst in my mid-teens
I'm ashamed to say that I did indeed feature live on the Big Breakfast, doing a chicken impression, on a stage on Bournemouth beach, in front of a medium-sized crowd.
What's worse is that my Mum was with me and it was her who coerced me into it.
Yes, I looked ridiculous and now eagerly await the extinction of VHS equipment, so I can feel completely safe in the knowledge that the footage will never be seen again
(Sat 13th Jun 2009, 0:40, More)
» Buses
I have too many
I am in an ongoing war with my local bus company for general shitness.
Highlights however include:
* Bus driver telling me the stop I normally boarded at [a bus stop right next to my work] was a "stupid place to try and catch a bus" when I complained about her being nearly an hour late.
* Bus driver telling me to "get a life" when I said I was going to report her for using her phone whilst on duty
* Yet another bus driver having his door closed at the stop 2 minutes before it was due to leave and asking me sarcastically "if there was anything else I would like" when I knocked and asked him to open the door!
I think bus drivers in this town must misread their job descriptions... don't get me started on the trains!!
(Thu 25th Jun 2009, 19:00, More)
I have too many
I am in an ongoing war with my local bus company for general shitness.
Highlights however include:
* Bus driver telling me the stop I normally boarded at [a bus stop right next to my work] was a "stupid place to try and catch a bus" when I complained about her being nearly an hour late.
* Bus driver telling me to "get a life" when I said I was going to report her for using her phone whilst on duty
* Yet another bus driver having his door closed at the stop 2 minutes before it was due to leave and asking me sarcastically "if there was anything else I would like" when I knocked and asked him to open the door!
I think bus drivers in this town must misread their job descriptions... don't get me started on the trains!!
(Thu 25th Jun 2009, 19:00, More)
» Darwin Awards
Not quite the Grim Reaper
but I did nearly scald my eyebrows off last night.
I was so busy telling the dog to get away from the oven that I was about to open (because it was hot), that I ignored my sound advice, forgot to let the heat out first and stuck my own face right in to the 220c steaming inferno.
I know... I'm not doing a lot to improve upon my somewhat 'blonde' image on this board!
(Fri 13th Feb 2009, 22:17, More)
Not quite the Grim Reaper
but I did nearly scald my eyebrows off last night.
I was so busy telling the dog to get away from the oven that I was about to open (because it was hot), that I ignored my sound advice, forgot to let the heat out first and stuck my own face right in to the 220c steaming inferno.
I know... I'm not doing a lot to improve upon my somewhat 'blonde' image on this board!
(Fri 13th Feb 2009, 22:17, More)
» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me
At the risk of him reading this...
it would have to be Mr Trouser's proposal. He went to a_lot of trouble to get the ring made, get it delivered to where we were staying on holiday and keep it all a total secret from me! I was totally stunned and couldn't talk for about a minute which, for me, is quite an achievement!
I try to do lots of little nice things for people, rather than doing any major big ones, but my sound employment advice is usually a favourite!
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 20:24, More)
At the risk of him reading this...
it would have to be Mr Trouser's proposal. He went to a_lot of trouble to get the ring made, get it delivered to where we were staying on holiday and keep it all a total secret from me! I was totally stunned and couldn't talk for about a minute which, for me, is quite an achievement!
I try to do lots of little nice things for people, rather than doing any major big ones, but my sound employment advice is usually a favourite!
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 20:24, More)