» Injured Siblings

Mr. Nibbles, RIP
Our Mum always impressed on my sister how essential it was to keep the door shut when her hamster was having a run out of his cage.

So when I opened the dining room door, ahe shouted 'Shut the door, quick'.

So I did. It scrushed Mr. Nibbles, just as he made his bid for freedom.

He took three days to die, and screamed all the time. My mum had to wring his neck eventually.

I injured a hamster's body, and my sibling's soul.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 15:09, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

Only in West London
Turnham Green, for those who don't know it, is one of the poshest, leafiest, whitest bits of London. And written on the wall of men's toilet of The Tabard, Turnham Green's poshest, whitest pub, in beautiful curlicued handwriting, was a little poem...

As I was walking through Turnham Green,
A book face down it chanced I seen,
Eric Hobsbawm's 'The Age of Capital' was the Edition
I left it in the same Position

Makes a change from 'Fuck Chelsea' which is what's written on most of the loos in the area.
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 18:10, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

My Housemate
Used to be my next door neighbour when we were kids. Now he's a famous DJ.

On the phone to one of his famous DJ mates, talking about a tune he'd heard...

"Yeah... it's by Duran Duran Duran... it's called 'I Hate The 80s'... it's a kind of Drill 'n' Bass mash-up."
(Thu 29th Sep 2005, 16:10, More)