"my computer and I are as one".


desktop wallpaper (1280x960 or 1024x768)
(Wed 15th Oct 2003, 18:27, More)

run for your lives!

(Tue 14th Oct 2003, 18:37, More)

"brrrummmm"

(Wed 14th May 2003, 15:57, More)

"so these GM products are completely safe?"
"yes, but now you must die, human scum!"

(Wed 14th May 2003, 1:39, More)

barry felt threatened by the bananas

(Wed 16th Apr 2003, 16:22, More)

oil fields ablaze...

more el panda pics here
(Wed 26th Mar 2003, 17:15, More)

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(Wed 12th Feb 2003, 18:27, More)

ah, l'amour!

(Fri 7th Feb 2003, 22:21, More)

"quack, quack"

(Thu 30th Jan 2003, 17:30, More)

unlike his relative the Hammerhead...
the Spannerhead shark disappeared
from the world's oceans many years ago...

(Sun 26th Jan 2003, 19:21, More)

kevin loved his new ford cortuna

(Fri 24th Jan 2003, 11:38, More)

he's very small and kinda timid

(Wed 22nd Jan 2003, 0:07, More)

"you little bugger"

(Thu 2nd Jan 2003, 15:08, More)

"muuuuuuuummmmmmmm!!!!!!!"

(Sun 8th Dec 2002, 23:55, More)

cats are territorial creatures...
...and often join the TA

click pic 4 bigger version
(Fri 1st Nov 2002, 14:15, More)

"got any HP sauce, m8?"

click pic for slightly bigger version
(Fri 1st Nov 2002, 12:43, More)

mwuhahahahaaaa!


click 4 more spassmonkey pics
(Fri 11th Oct 2002, 14:21, More)

kids just LOVE broccoli!

click the pic 4 more broccoli!
(Wed 2nd Oct 2002, 13:21, More)

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(Tue 1st Oct 2002, 14:47, More)

eat more pork

(Sun 29th Sep 2002, 23:15, More)

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(Wed 18th Sep 2002, 17:54, More)

frogspawn

(Mon 16th Sep 2002, 18:21, More)

they are easy to spot...

(Thu 12th Sep 2002, 11:42, More)

i always though tom cruise was ugly

(Wed 11th Sep 2002, 15:32, More)

whyeva wheneva whateva

click for loads of previously posted stuff
(Thu 5th Sep 2002, 16:05, More)

polar bear + kitten =

(Thu 5th Sep 2002, 10:48, More)

"such a gay cow"
i heard someone say this when i was walking down the street and thought - that deserves to be immortalised in pixels


(Mon 5th Aug 2002, 17:53, More)

the pyramids...
are actually a cunning illusion performed by an ancient chinese magician

(Fri 2nd Aug 2002, 9:53, More)

rude dog

(Fri 26th Jul 2002, 13:10, More)

step aside, minions

(Sun 21st Jul 2002, 18:42, More)

all new adventures of worried pug

(Thu 11th Jul 2002, 19:43, More)

puffer fish

(Thu 11th Jul 2002, 17:01, More)

no more lemurs...

(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 15:07, More)

kitten kung fu

(Fri 28th Jun 2002, 15:44, More)

» Teenage Poetry

My Smelly Granny
wrote this in 5th year at school:

My frail, old smelly granny
She's full of cabbage gas
And when she lets a mighty one
The skin melts from her ass.

The stinky, wrinkled lady
That preposterous old crone
Everyone take cover, quick
I heard her anus groan.
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 17:28, More)

» Teenage Poetry

lots of poems...
I wrote lots of little poems because I have nothing better to do with my life
click here to read them
(Fri 12th Aug 2005, 17:32, More)