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accountant, singing webperson, now spending more time on facebook.

the lovely grey kid has managed to make me look slightly* sexier than usual.

* a lot

and that nice gaijintendo says I can use this -

thirsty, boudoir-demon-co-uk will get me if you punctuate it more conventionally

People have been kind about –

immortalised by mushroom

but my best response ever (yes, size DOES count) was for this little objet trouvé.

And now: redefining the word "recent":

Recent front page messages:

The new water feature in Trafalgar Square

was less popular in windy weather.
(Mon 14th Mar 2005, 23:03, More)

Best answers to questions:

» I'm your biggest Fan

Eartha Kitt

City Varieties, Leeds, and she deigned to drink with us mere mortals in the upstairs bar after the show.

The then Mr Thirsty and I were due at a fetish night later, and I was wearing a rubber vest. It caught her eye. Thinking on my feet, I borrowed some lipstick and asked Ms Kitt to autograph my vest with it.

She looked at me from head to foot and growled "stupid boy".

Never mind the words. I got my own personal growl from Eartha, and my feet didn't touch the ground for days.
(Fri 17th Apr 2009, 0:34, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

And come to that Kylie.

I may have to become heterosexual.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 19:11, More)

» Irrational Hatred

"Can I get a …"
No. "Will you kindly get a [whatever] for me".

Also: it's not a train station, it's a railway station.

And stop doing things two times, do them twice. Thrice, if you will.
(Thu 31st Mar 2011, 23:13, More)