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as sweet as the pea is long and the day green.

other than that, am usually on ebay.

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» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

3ish memorable times
1 - dressed up in some kind of may queen attire aboard a tacky float for an easter carnival. i was the envy of all the other girls under 10...

2 - being mary in the nativity. lovely pic of joseph, myself and our little baby jesus. the young lad playing mary's extremely gullible hubbie was my ex-boyfriend and had been sick five minutes before we went on.

3 - a group of us were in it for getting into rather posh universities. yay us!

oh, and not sure if this counts, but one of me and my friend engaging in some, er, poledancing at a local dive. we did it for the free champagne! thankfully our faces were blacked out. but we were held up as examples of irresponsible, under-age drinking slappers. bless us. we were fifteen. should local newspaper photographers really have been there?

length. sorry. very.
(Sun 13th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)

» Claims to Fame

denise van outen
met her in a romford nightclub toilet when i was about 15. she was recording for 'something for the weekend'. asked us all who we fancied and, consequently, a scared guy on crutches was dragged into the loos. she also asked if either my friend or i had ever had sex in the 'twobicle'. we hadn't even wee'd in it. she charmingly signed my bus ticket for me. the 294, i think. she's doing a bit better for herself these days, i hear.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 18:21, More)

» Little things that turn you on

further to the 'nudity (or a pulse)'...
just in reply to AcerbiaD: yes, i totally agree with the conversational-foreplay thing. good phrase!

okaaay...

guys with big hands and muscular, hairy forearms... that sounds really weird and 70's porn in a bad way when i write i down, but it's not that strange, surely?

guys with blue or green eyes and dark hair

really tall guys, which is silly as i am verging upon the midgety

clive owen (yeah everyone fancies him now, but i have since CROUPIER so NER)

oh yeah, and ben stiller - as zoolander. that is freaky, i admit it. eugoogly
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 17:35, More)

» Scars with history

rocks and childishness
was walking along the top of some extremely jagged rocks at school when i was 5 (at school?!? yes. the school of DEATH. no wonder my mum took me out of there). anyway, predictably fell, cut back of my left hand , down my arm, pain, blood, tears. left a thin raised scar that has got SMALLER as the years go by. yet i continued to grow. odd huh.

also the time my foot was cut open. ouch. that was drunken though, so wasn't really too unhappy until blood filled my shoe. wear boots a lot more often now.

sorry for length, 1st post! have been inspired by the b3ta ebay auction to actually join rather than just reading...
(Tue 8th Feb 2005, 23:02, More)