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Expert Machine Driver
I'm a Civil Engineer and was on a site with a contractor who claimed he could do everything. He apparently used to be an accounts manager before he was sacked for being too ambitious and was just explaining how he had a Masters in Computer Science when a woman on a Horse rhode past and he actually said the words "I used to break Horses in for a guy around here". I squirted a bit of wee and laughed my tits off! Every time I saw him I kept expecting and Uncle Rico "I can throw a football over those Mountains" moment.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 22:05, More)

» Ouch!

My friends balls
My good friend got his cahones crushed while he was doing Jitsu, apparently it's a hardcore predecessor of Ju Jitsu. Anyway, he got kneed in his nads crushing one of them against the inside of his leg. He tried to cycle home but had to push the bike because his balls had swelled up due to the amount of internal bleeding. He passed out and woke up in hospital, half a testicle lighter, with a 1cm tube sticking out of his nads to drain the blood. When the docs removed the tube it was about 8cm long and apparently was the most painful part of the whole thing.

I felt no pain what so ever but almost felt sorry for him. . .almost.
(Sat 31st Jul 2010, 17:46, More)