» I just don't get it

resident evil
i was watching resident evil, and the actor said "make haste", i thought 'what does that mean'. so i asked my kind friends and they replied CAKE! i believed that they told the people in resident evil to go and make a cake called haste that was flapjack covered in porridge for 2 weeks! they also told me you could inject it, which didnt make sense to me as, how can you inject porrdge?
(Wed 6th Apr 2005, 20:14, More)

» Little things that turn you on

kissing my neck
thats so turns me on when a guy kisses my neck
oh, and is taller thn me
(Thu 17th Feb 2005, 17:43, More)

» Posh

hes a laird..
my dads best friend has a palace and his children will inherit £10 million.he;s a laird thats like a scottish lord, that posh enough? he owns all the houses in his 7000 acres which includes a few villages etc. it's in a mingin part of scotland tho! his palace even has a secret room which is kinda fun!
(Fri 16th Sep 2005, 18:39, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

he shagd my best friend after
my bed, 14 years old (not too young, i loved him), dad upstairs in bath, he was listning to the streets, we were listening to texas, something wrong about that me thinks, blood on the sheets but was lovely, and just got better the next two times we did it that afternoon.

what made it slightly less lovely was him shagging my best friend the next day.
(Fri 4th Mar 2005, 18:13, More)