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» Sacked

Stealing pound coins.
I got binned from a firm for stealing money from the petty cash. I was 17 and working as a clerk/get the fucking coffes cunt. I had to count up the whole firms cash which took fucking hours.

So me being a gypo i used to insert pound coins into my sarnies (so they wouldnt rattle around in me lunch box) I could get about 90 pound a pop. I did this for months and took huge lunch breaks. I masterbated every hour or so in the bogs.

The accountant got wise to my thieving but couldnt proove it. I got the sack anyway they said i was taking the piss with my long lunch breaks. They asked me if i could work until the end of the day and if so i would get 100 on top of my wages (an audit was on) I went for a wank and came all over the black rimmed bog seat and fucked of with my 90 in coins stuffed in my sarnies.

Doing great now :)
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 19:50, More)

» Sacked

I needed floppy disks.
I got the sack from my first job. I worked as a stores assistant for a firm that made sonar equpment or something. After working there for about 2 weeks i started stealing computer stuff such as floppy disks (no cd's then) and spare hard drives for which i had no use whatsover, i still dont know why i stole them. Anyway they found out and said bring the stuff back or we call the rozzers. I had to go home get all the gear and walk through the factory floor listening to the sniggers from the workforce.

The worst thing was going home and telling my Mum and Dad i got a right slap for that.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 14:17, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Red wine and chocolate bars
I regret drinking 2 bottles of red wine last night and eating a family sized dairy milk bar today.

I am your love monkey.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 15:48, More)

» The Worst Journey in the World

The worst journey in the world.
Nothing that bad has happend to me but i picked up "the worst journey in the world" by Apsley Cherry-Garrard last Friday and its fantastic.

They were just tougher people back then.
(Wed 13th Sep 2006, 15:45, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

Teh Royal Green Jackets
I was in the Royal Green Jackets for a few years. I smoked and drank a lot.
(Sat 25th Mar 2006, 13:46, More)
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